When puns go wrong

This end goes into the compost pile. No other types of piles should be probed with this apparatus, which measures 24" long. Just not recommended.

Anything over 110° is good. 130° is preferred. 150° speeds things along nicely.

Believe me, I understand waking up after a good night's sleep and feeling feisty like it's your birthday or something. Those times are rare, and you want that feeling to linger, so it's quite natural to start thinking of poking around. Hey, who am I to judge? Just be safe.