Six weeks now. And google helped.
Someone in Saskatchewan was looking for a "Trespassers will be composted" sign.
Louisiana search: "injured duck guts OR innards OR intestines hanging out"
Someone in England has an aggressive Indian Runner Duck. Most likely a drake.
Texas seems to have a thing about chihuahuas and dogs playing poker. A Virginian wondered when the last time one of those little rat dogs won a major dog show.
My use of the phrase "cervical dislocation" is going to put me on the wrong list. I'm even afraid to mention the organization by name lest it be googled, they find me and liberate what is left of our meager flock.
Thank you, dear readers.
what happens if one googles google? Infinity and beyond!