- live "inside the outdoors" in the paradise of Hawaii
- commune with wild friendly Hawiian spinner Dolphins
- sleep in a plush outdoor bed
- sip pure, organic "super anti-oxidant " Asantae Coffee or herbal tea
- awaken to a chorus of tropical birds
- eat papayas and veggies from the organic garden
- experience healing from biostimulating light waves emitted by low level lasers
- plant seeds, connect with Mother Earth
- experiment with flower essences for soul development
- eliminate heavy metals/toxins in our comfortable (low heat) far infrared sauna
- visit the ancient Place of Sanctuary for spiritual revitalization
- walk the colorful labyrinth inside the rainbowed illuminarium
- ride the hammock as the sun sets
- pamper yourself with a lomilomi rejuvenation treatment
- learn how to pamper your face with an organic skin renewal system
- Avail yourself of our K1 triangular vibration system
- sail on a Hawaiian double hulled canoe with Captain Kiko
- share fresh, organic meals with kindred spirits
- laugh and sing by the (unessential) fireplace
- nurture body and soul, with humor
- hosting weddings, honeymoons, workshops
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Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Resort? To What?
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I think the plans for the labyrinth may have been written on a napkin at the local.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlf5ucFanpY
You've been spending too much time in the corridor between Medford and Seattle - the CA rejects area for Arts and Budget wannabes.
I suppose there's hope, however. You let it stand on its own.
I have always been cynical, which has been both a blessing and a disease. Regardless, it has never prevented me from having a good laugh.
Where do I sign up for this?
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