klst921: can't beat a fkn moron that won't chase and is a brainless fkn idiot
bastinptc: good assessment
bastinptc: astute as usual
klst921: your a fkn idiot lucbox dumb azz retard to fkn stupid to fold anything you have a chance at sucking out on
bebbel: shut up
bebbel: fkn stupid animal
klst921: stupid fkn biatch ho shouldn't you fkn dumb azz be out on your fkn street corner ho bag
bebbel: klst921 i am your mother! go to bed now
klst921: bite me idiot and shut you own worthless pie hole and stop teeling people what to do idiot
bebbel: GO TO BED OR YOU DONT GET BREAKFAST TOMORROW
klst921: probably some worthless old hag
bastinptc: the boy sure does have a way with words
klst921: no there in your mouth
bastinptc: they're
And with that, he finally reloaded. And what caused this little eruption?
Full Tilt Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.02 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
BB ($0.44)
UTG ($2)
UTG+1 ($2.56)
MP1 ($4.89)
Hero (MP2) ($4.51)
CO ($1.57)
SB ($2)
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 4
, Q
, J
, A53% to win.
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.02, Hero calls $0.02, 2 folds, BB checks
Flop: ($0.07) 4
, 3, J (3 players)62% to win.
BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets $0.07, BB calls $0.07, 1 fold
Turn: ($0.21) 6
(2 players)27% to win with two pair, a gut wheel draw and nut flush draw. Go figure.
BB bets $0.21, Hero calls $0.21
River: ($0.63) 2
(2 players)4+:1 on his last .$14. Good to go.
BB bets $0.14 (All-In), Hero calls $0.14
Total pot: $0.91 | Rake: $0.06
Results:
BB had K
, 2
, 6, 5 (flush, King high).Hero had 4
, Q, J, A (flush, Ace high).
8 comments:
Well, he might have a point, You were wrong. Kidding of course.
Just made a fool of myself in Emerald. Lost a zillion pax. RKM and sbstar were nice about it. I am an idiot.
Am baby sitting a 1 yr old german shepard black lab retriever mix for 4 days. What an athlete! He can long-jump 15 feet! And me, at 220 lbs, he knocked me on my ass! He took a chunk out of my arm and didn't even know it. I have to get a dog. You guys teased me about their sense of smell, but they know a world we do not.
Yeah, I saw you in there. Two people waiting so I went to PS to study the $25/$50 PLO game and then spin my wheels for a while.
That must be a gorgeous dog. Annie, our dog, has been a blessing and to see her respond to things outdoors is always fun.
Excellent tilt!
/j.
What does fkn mean?
i am your mother! go to bed now
Priceless!
This:
GO TO BED OR YOU DONT GET BREAKFAST TOMORROW
You couldn't make up stuff funnier.
and this:
klst921: no there in your mouth
bastinptc: they're
I believe the expression is 'casting pearls before swine'
Just too hilarious.
Mojo -I believe "fkn" is Hebrew. Put some vowel sounds in between the consonants and you'll have your answer.
"Mojo -I believe "fkn" is Hebrew."
You have me LOL.
"It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow-necked bottles. The
less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring out."
Alexander Pope
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