Friday, August 21, 2009


This guy is a regular, and this is par:

klst921: can't beat a fkn moron that won't chase and is a brainless fkn idiot
bastinptc: good assessment
bastinptc: astute as usual
klst921: your a fkn idiot lucbox dumb azz retard to fkn stupid to fold anything you have a chance at sucking out on
bebbel: shut up
bebbel: fkn stupid animal
klst921: stupid fkn biatch ho shouldn't you fkn dumb azz be out on your fkn street corner ho bag
bebbel: klst921 i am your mother! go to bed now
klst921: bite me idiot and shut you own worthless pie hole and stop teeling people what to do idiot
klst921: probably some worthless old hag
bastinptc: the boy sure does have a way with words
klst921: no there in your mouth
bastinptc: they're

And with that, he finally reloaded. And what caused this little eruption?

Full Tilt Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.02 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from
BB ($0.44)
UTG ($2)
UTG+1 ($2.56)
MP1 ($4.89)
Hero (MP2) ($4.51)
CO ($1.57)
SB ($2)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 4, Q, J, A

53% to win.

2 folds, MP1 calls $0.02, Hero calls $0.02, 2 folds, BB checks

Flop: ($0.07) 4, 3, J (3 players)

62% to win.

BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets $0.07, BB calls $0.07, 1 fold

Turn: ($0.21) 6 (2 players)

27% to win with two pair, a gut wheel draw and nut flush draw. Go figure.

BB bets $0.21
, Hero calls $0.21

River: ($0.63) 2 (2 players)

4+:1 on his last .$14. Good to go.

BB bets $0.14 (All-In), Hero calls $0.14

Total pot: $0.91 | Rake: $0.06


BB had K, 2, 6, 5 (flush, King high).

Hero had 4, Q, J, A (flush, Ace high).


Crash said...

Well, he might have a point, You were wrong. Kidding of course.

Just made a fool of myself in Emerald. Lost a zillion pax. RKM and sbstar were nice about it. I am an idiot.

Am baby sitting a 1 yr old german shepard black lab retriever mix for 4 days. What an athlete! He can long-jump 15 feet! And me, at 220 lbs, he knocked me on my ass! He took a chunk out of my arm and didn't even know it. I have to get a dog. You guys teased me about their sense of smell, but they know a world we do not.

bastinptc said...

Yeah, I saw you in there. Two people waiting so I went to PS to study the $25/$50 PLO game and then spin my wheels for a while.

That must be a gorgeous dog. Annie, our dog, has been a blessing and to see her respond to things outdoors is always fun.

joxum said...

Excellent tilt!


Memphis MOJO said...

What does fkn mean?

i am your mother! go to bed now


Memphis MOJO said...


You couldn't make up stuff funnier.

and this:
klst921: no there in your mouth
bastinptc: they're

I believe the expression is 'casting pearls before swine'

Just too hilarious.

bastinptc said...

Mojo -I believe "fkn" is Hebrew. Put some vowel sounds in between the consonants and you'll have your answer.

Memphis MOJO said...

"Mojo -I believe "fkn" is Hebrew."

You have me LOL.

Dad/Geoff said...

"It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow-necked bottles. The
less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring out."

Alexander Pope