Friday, November 13, 2009

Today’s Joke

A barber and a doctor follow another patron into a bar. They all sit next to each other.
The bar has a wall of mirrors on the wall to their backs and also behind the bar.
The barber says, “Our reflections thin to a razor’s edge.”
The doctor says, “Insulin needle.”
The bartender waits on the other customer first. “What’ll it be?”
“Nothing, Man, nothing.”


Crash said...

And then the bartender said, "Hey, why the long face?"

Wolynski said...

Ha ha, very funny.

A man walks into a bar with a giant alligator on a leash. Everyone is very alarmed.

He says, don't worry, he's a pussycat. Let me show you.

And he takes out his dick, puts it in the alligator's mouth and starts beating the animal on the head with a stick.

-See how gentle he is? Would anybody else like to have a go?

And an old woman at the bar says, oh, yes, please, but could you not beat me on the head quite so hard?

Crash said...

bastin-We should get some of Opinh
Bombay's voluminous material here.

Wolynski-Is any of your stuff on tape or video?

Suzi said...

I didn't get your joke Bastin...I'm known for that really. Now Wolynski's I got.

bastinptc said...

Crash - LOL You're much better at this than I am.

W - Can I call you "W?" How about "a hoot?"

Crash again - OB has his own blog. Hell, you guys could start a blog doing pun riffs?

Suzi - Existential humor is an oxymoron. That's all you need to know. I find myself making these up to deal with new concepts I'm trying to grasp.

Suzi said...

WHAT'S THE CONCEPT?! I'm horribly stupid at two things...well, two things I'll admit to..I can't play cards and some jokes just go over my head...easier now that I have such a bad haircut...I look like a boy with a rat's nest on top of my head.

Crash said...

bastin-OB doesn't care for me much. I overdid the Navy versus Air Force banter. But he did send me his entire joke repository, which covers several decades of Henny Youngman-style jokes.
OB reads your blog-just so he and you know what I was all about at PAO, when I played in your high-level rooms, my strategy was to be erratic and unpredictable. Get y'all to fold before the flop. So, it may have looked like I was goofy, but it was on purpose. The goofy part was that I was in your room to begin with, without a br. A small matter of skill was involved in my losses, too. But I was trying to prevent what you recently described at the PA forum regarding playing thousands of hands with the same people. I'm doing better at real money.

Anonymous said...

a priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this a joke?"


Crash said...

They respond in unison, "Of course it's a joke." The more you laugh, the longer you live, even if it is not funny.

Crash said...

"Of Course" is a sophisticated term, used in some of the better blogs.