Friday, December 18, 2009

Another one


A guy walks into a bar and sees his therapist sitting in a booth by herself. He orders a drink. As he waits for the cocktail, his therapist stands up and comes over to him.

“Would you care to join me?” she asks.

“No thank you,” he says, “it would be a tight fit.”

7 comments:

Crash said...

Multiple personalities?

bastinptc said...

Could be. Or multiple contexts.

Crash said...

Maybe even simultaneous contexts.

bastinptc said...

Seems about right. The autonomy of Legion.

Crash said...

You are going to make me wear out my Google button!

bastinptc said...

Fifth chapter of Mark in the new Testament.

Crash said...

The Bible is on the internet word-for-word. Odd that Google didn't pick it up in quotes.